1) Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2) Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3) Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4) Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares and watched what happened.
5) Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay-buy.
6) Moved a 'Caution -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7) Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite the in if they'll bring pillows.
8) If any staff offers him assistance he begins to cry and asks, “Why can't you people just leave me alone?”
9) Looked right into the security camera; used it a mirror, and picked his nose.
10) While in the gun department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11) Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12) In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna Look" using different size funnels.
13) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14) When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15) Went in the fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
*excerpts from a mail I received*
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